It's Hard to ____ When You're Obese

Well by now it's no mystery that I am a night owl. I find the silence and darkness peaceful (possibly because the kids are asleep! Ha!). That being said I just took a shower and was thinking about things that have become very difficult for me to do since I've gained so much weight. So here's the list. 

1.) Shaving- Not just my legs, my armpits too...my stomach gets in the way for my legs and my arm fat gets in the way for my arm pits. I know it's not a pretty visual but it's the truth and the truth is ugly, but so is my fat. 

2.) Painting Toenails- nearly impossible, the same obstructing fat roll that prevents easy leg shaving is also at play here. 

3.) Getting off the Couch- oh the horror...it takes some serious oomph to get my fat butt off the couch. You'd think I'd quit sitting there so much but no, I never learn. 

4.) Climbing Stairs- even just a few! 

5.) Getting Dressed- Depending on the speed at which I get dressed sometimes I get winded...also putting on pants can be difficult. 

6.) Tying Shoes- I have to sit (on a chair) with my legs spread wide to accommodate my big belly, just so I can get low enough to tie my shoes. Again, not a pretty visual but the truth.

 

That's all I can think of as I sit here watching (being distracted) my show. If I think of more I make a continuance of this list. Logging out!

Ms.Jess